Monthly Archives: March 2007

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! … Continue reading →

Don’t Fart in Bed If this story doesn’t make you cry or wet yourself for laughing so hard,let me know and I’ll pray for you ! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for manyyears. … Continue reading →

Freaky Beaky’s love of dripping The beak is 5 times longer than average. Photo: Solentnews.biz Freaky Beaky the blue tit owes his life to a diet of bread and dripping. The bird has a one-inch (2.5cm) beak, almost five times … Continue reading →

yesterday teresa and i celebrated a year together, any normal couple would have gone out for a romantic candlelite dinner, "NOT US" no ! we took a trip down memory lane back to the 80’s and "yes" dare i say it … Continue reading →

saw the borat moviefilm last night, it’s so wrong, and realy take’s the piss out of america, it’s the funnist thing i’ve seen in year’s  

    Kimi Raikkonen got his role as Michael Schumacher’s replacement at Ferrari off to a perfect start with a dominant victory in the Australian Grand Prix. But the Finn’s drive was overshadowed by Lewis Hamilton, who made one of … Continue reading →

two essex bird’s walking past a grave yard one say’s to the other, "ere look at  the age on that grave stone 130", "wow what’s his name", "miles to london",

yet another weekend has came along, look’s like being a good one apart form having give the lawn it’s first mow of the year, "but it’s ok the grand prix season start’s sunday" ("yes like a sad git i will … Continue reading →

"yes" it’s that time of the week again, put the van key’s and the phone in the draw crack open a bottle of hobgoblin and put some marrilion on, "thank f##k it’s friday"

Rare Bugatti crashes into trees Click here to see eyewitness pictures A car worth more than £800,000 was involved in a collision with a van before crashing into trees. The accident occurred in heavy rain on a 40mph section of … Continue reading →